Which Girl on the Zone is the Hottest?

Category: Let's talk

Post 1 by hardyboy09 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 4:55:21

Hi all:

In terms of the last board I created, entitled The Fake accent thing, I meant for it to reflect this title. Which girl do you think is the prettiest on the Zone?

Post 2 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 6:01:28

I think the 40 year old chinese lady with English backround is the hottest one on the zone. lmfao! :)

Post 3 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 9:51:33

I think 50 year old bi men are the hottest on here. mmm lol

Post 4 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 10:27:05

There be exceptions to every rule, son, but for the most part in my opinion the beautiful women who are hitting on you online are either pre-op transsexuals or for some other reason cannot get dates, or some dude getting his kicks stringing you along for the ride. We used to tell guys this about the sex phone lines, and yunno, one year the winner of the sex lines award was a man. I don't know where they do the awards for such things but it came out in the pulp newspaper Willamette Week.
I'm just sayin', boy, were I your age and wanted to meet chicks I'd be out running around. I know you're at a fundamentalist Christian college and I have not ever been to those. But I am guessing your choices on campus are nuns and no-thank-yous and maybe will-you-fix-this-for-me and he's-such-a-jerk types. So take or leave my advice, or think me a arrogant paternalistic asshole for sayng so, but you're young, you have some oat-sowing to get outa your system before you're ultimately strapped into the endless cycle of payments, taxes, work, occasional vacations, and so on. So move your feet instead of your fingers, and get your skinny little meth-infested ass out there and do things in the community and meet some chicks that way.
I know I met some doing volunteer things. Doing the Habitat for Humanity was kinda popular when I was in college. Go scrub out some soot, pull some wiring, even your average dog can do that. And meet chicks who are doing that.
I don't believe in the "don't look for love it will find you," stuff. This is most often said by people who think business opportunities will just find them, that raises will just happen if they're meant to happen. Any time I have acted that way, I have been justifiably passed by, I deserved it, and still have limitations that are because I did just that. The only times you get anything in life is by getting your little tail out there and get it done.
But if it's over the Internet, over the phone lines, etc., and someone is telling you how hot she is, my betting money is on one of three things: has-been cougar, pre-op transsexual, or economic opportunist, hot or not.
I'm partially in jest on that count of course: I do know better now, that people actually do meet online in a romantic way. But, well, just sayin', boss. Move thy feet, not thy fingers.

Post 5 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 15:11:44

Depends on what you view as hot man. Plus I don't know how you can honestly judge if somebody on here is hot if you don't meet them because you can't put a picture of yourself on here, and like Leo touched on somebody could easily say one thing and be another. I wouldn't see this place as the first one to look for somebody but I'm not opposed to it. Some relationships turn out well on here but most do not. I'm in a diverse college and that will be the first place to look obviously.

Post 6 by Meglet (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 16:36:55

It's very possible to meet a decent person online, but usually the way you do it matters. So for instance, if you meet a girl and the first thing she says to you, without even knowing anything about you besides your gender is "hey, stud", run far far away, very likely. lol But if it starts out as a decent friendship, then you're a bit safer.

Post 7 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 16:43:53

He wasn't asking for decent he said hot or prettiest.
Well that is hard to know. Pretty means lots of things to many people.
Find to answer your question. Meglet is the hottest. She posted before me, so she wins. Lol

Post 8 by Meglet (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 16:46:30

Gee, thanks Wayne.
And what I meant by decent encompasses looks as well in this case. As in, decent being a girl who is, in fact, a girl, and who won't pretend she's prettier than she is.

Post 9 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 16:52:21

Ah, but decent could be a girl with a small body, not large, or a girl with some weight on her, because, well you know these skinny girls...
Jewish, not methodus. You see? Smile.
Who will challenge my claim Meglet is the hottest?

Post 10 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 16:54:42

I will, clearly lakeria is the hottest since she was the first one to post and reply by saying that a guy is the hottest girl on here. That trumps all other measures of hotness.

Post 11 by Meglet (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 16:55:17

Hey now, Wayne, I don't need my non-hotness reaffirmed over and over by the masses, thanks.

Post 12 by Shepherdwolf (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 17:09:12

Aww, don't let them get ya down.

Seriously though, this topic may go the same way as the accent thread...nowhere terribly productive, in other words. People are so radically different in what they like and appreciate that deciding who's the hottest is kind of a difficult pursuit. If you're doing it purely to see what folks will do, that's one thing...but if you intend to use it constructively somehow, all I can say is good freaking luck.

Post 13 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 17:24:01

We have one man's opinion on Meglet. Who else? Lol

Post 14 by Meglet (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 17:27:11

He's just a wee bit biased though. lol

Post 15 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 18:05:37

Ah we can't, Wayne, they will call us Aqualung or dirty old man if we do. She's the age of a daughter or niece to us. lol
C'mon out young studs, and speak your minds. lol

Post 16 by Meglet (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 18:46:41

Nooo! I don't wanna know! lol

Post 17 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 19:03:00

Leo, I love yoru post.
An OP, hot and pretty are two distinctly different things. lol. Just saying.
Little girls can be pretty, in that angelic, cute way. Flowers are pretty. Sunshine is pretty--some would say.
Hot...Well tha'ts a totally different animal. lol.

Post 18 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 06-Dec-2013 22:35:26

Hey hey hey bernadetta, sunshine is fuckin' hot. Take it from a Floridian.

Post 19 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Saturday, 07-Dec-2013 0:47:02

Hot sun, cool surf, and hot bunny chicks, Cody? Sounds like a perfect combination for a young stud to have some fun. Lol get after it before it's gone.
I've heard some Florida beaches can be like the California Coast. Others? Not so much. Hahaha. It's a cold winters night and a goodly amount of mediocre Scotch for me right now.

Post 20 by Striker (Consider your self warned, i'm creative and offensive like handicap porn.) on Saturday, 07-Dec-2013 6:52:47

That's very true. Beautiful, and hot are two different things. they're like distant cousins.

Post 21 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Saturday, 07-Dec-2013 7:47:49

Pretty and hot? hmmm, okay, I say stormwing is pretty hot, just because he is the last poster before me.

Post 22 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 07-Dec-2013 8:32:26

Yes indeed bernadetta, , hot, and pretty are not one in the same. Not even close. *sigh*

Anthony the term for stormwing is he's a beeve! Yeah! Any disputes?
We've got stormwing and Meglet at the top of the list so far?

Post 23 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 07-Dec-2013 14:25:32

Hardyboy, as with the fake accents thread, did you really think you were going to get any real answers here? Not to mention this is one of the oldest board topics in the book. If I felt like searching the boards, I could probably find at least five threads or more where guys have asked this same exact question. But I don't feel like it, and I'm not interested, so my suggestion to you is go search the boards and find out for yourself what people have said in the past.

Post 24 by Imprecator (The Zone's Spelling Nazi) on Saturday, 07-Dec-2013 14:47:41

I echo that completely.

Post 25 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 07-Dec-2013 15:10:00

There would be some great responses if people had the ability to post on the boards anonymously. Because it would take away the ability of knowing who said what, and people tend to get more ballzy on graffiti at the least.

Post 26 by Ed_G (Zone BBS is my Life) on Saturday, 07-Dec-2013 19:48:40

Well Hardyboy09, I've heard there are 6 hotties after you and they're all yours. They are Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters.

Post 27 by CSection (Out standing in my field.) on Saturday, 07-Dec-2013 20:08:08

Technically the first responding post named me the hottest girl on the zone. Now I want all of you women to treat me with the respect and admiration I deserve.

Post 28 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 09-Dec-2013 18:57:41

No, Cam. I'm afraid if you are the hottest woman on the Zone, all the others will have to start talking about you behind your back, making snyde remarks at you, and maybe start some rumors.

Post 29 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 09-Dec-2013 22:39:19

No, the hotest girl on the Zone will be to busy readying her PQN's to read the boards and gossip, so.
Ed dear, I'd have figured you'd have voted for Kate?

Post 30 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2013 10:33:58

Cam. lol

Meh, whatever, Wayne's pretty hot. That's my vote all of a sudden. lol

Post 31 by Animal metal (I'm a martian) on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2013 11:16:28

ok, ok, lets lock this board already! enough of this! am the only pritty one on here.

Post 32 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2013 15:14:15

Voting for ones self? Sweet!

Post 33 by Winterfresh (This is who I am, an what I am about. If you don't like it, too damn bad!!!) on Sunday, 15-Dec-2013 1:55:06

Anibal, you wish you were as hot as me. I'm Latino heat, I win. Lol

Post 34 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 15-Dec-2013 17:44:42

MMM! Hot!

Post 35 by Westcoastcdngrl (move over school!) on Monday, 16-Dec-2013 17:37:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNSxNsr4wmA

Post 36 by Senior (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 16-Dec-2013 19:19:22

I have my favourites but I haven't been on here for ages and I will only remember them if they come online. The British girls are hotter than the American girls.

Post 37 by season (the invisible soul) on Monday, 16-Dec-2013 19:33:02

no doubt, it must be user #8128.....

Post 38 by Maiden of the Moonlight (Zone BBS is my Life) on Wednesday, 18-Dec-2013 1:32:32

That Cameron, thinking he can outhot me.... I'm going to steal his man someday, I swear it. Tell everyone he got herpes from being such a slut or something. Ughh, sooo jealous of that British Cameron getting named hottest lady!!!!!!! I need to get my possy of gossiping girls to create the meanest of rumors, as only us girls can do.

Post 39 by forereel (Just posting.) on Wednesday, 18-Dec-2013 2:24:53

And do these qualities make you hot?

Post 40 by CSection (Out standing in my field.) on Thursday, 19-Dec-2013 11:28:20

Ah the bitch fight starts. Sorry for the late response Sarah. I was reminding your man what a tight pussy feels like...lmao.

Post 41 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Thursday, 19-Dec-2013 12:14:04

rofl cammie. but you are the hottest bitch on here, no joke.

Post 42 by Maiden of the Moonlight (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 27-Dec-2013 13:57:28

roflmao Cameron<3

Post 43 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 27-Dec-2013 21:19:49

Ah, language. I remember when the hottest chick was the coldest. I believe that still applies in rap.
So hot means cold and cold means bad, and bad means down, and *sigh*
Who's the best chick with the conversation?

Post 44 by dallas cowboy fanc (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 01-Jan-2014 2:43:42

women are all hot. You give and support life. The second u stop teaching and nuturing life u are not hot. U can still squirt and be a good mom. Gotta teach dem kids math and writing and manners.

Post 45 by dancing in the sunrise (Newborn Zoner) on Wednesday, 01-Jan-2014 13:36:06

I/d half to say the hot one is joe for how nice he is and true not a jurk

Post 46 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 02-Jan-2014 16:07:36

Maybe he's right. I mean, they all mostly are 98.8 degrees, so.
We should define our hot girl, then we can vote. Lol

Post 47 by Imprecator (The Zone's Spelling Nazi) on Thursday, 02-Jan-2014 16:14:47

Your mom.

Post 48 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 02-Jan-2014 16:23:07

I vote grandmother of 3. She puts Betty White to shame.

Post 49 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 02-Jan-2014 19:35:26

Damn right, but she's not a zoner, so I guess she can't count?

Post 50 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 02-Jan-2014 22:32:45

Yes... that was a random user name I thought of. Not sure if I spelled it correctly but I know there is someone with that user name, not Betty White. But you should get the connection.

Post 51 by softy5310 (Fuzzy's best angel) on Sunday, 12-Jan-2014 4:12:02

I don't know why I'm bothering to post to this, but, Nate, to know who was the hottest girl on here, we would have to know what hot means to each and every one of us. That's impossible. Hot is such a loose term. It can mean so many different things. Some people like BBW types of people. Some like starved, on drugs skinny types. Some like deeper voices, some like higher ones. Some like soft-talking people, some like boisterous ones. Some like long or short hair. Some like blonde, some only go for brunettes. The same goes for the word pretty. Define what pretty means to you. If you don't know, find out what it means to you by dating a few people. Hot means something different to each of us, as does pretty.
Hugs to ya,

Dawnielle

Post 52 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Sunday, 12-Jan-2014 4:27:00

look, lets put it that jill is hot. adios now

Post 53 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 12-Jan-2014 14:54:05

MMM girls named Dawniel. Now that is, h o t!

Post 54 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 12-Jan-2014 18:23:25

yes, there is indeed someone with the username grandmother of three.

Post 55 by Animal metal (I'm a martian) on Sunday, 12-Jan-2014 21:04:36

joe? the game? hmmm? ehh?

Post 56 by The Game (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 12-Jan-2014 21:11:35

glad to see that becka thinks that MAS is hot.

Post 57 by softy5310 (Fuzzy's best angel) on Thursday, 16-Jan-2014 2:06:56

Lol, thanks, Wayne.

Post 58 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Monday, 20-Jan-2014 22:06:37

The hottest person on the sight is me, followed by cammy cunt. Never have I seen a man look so beautiful in drag, and that fake girlish Justin beiber like voice influction is to dy for. You all have a lovely day. I put myself at number 1 because while I claim to be a hotty on a website I stuff my face and watch romantic comedies. Women eat their pain, but hey PBS told me everyone's beautiful so it must be true. I'm making no sence at this point, have a good one.

Post 59 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Wednesday, 29-Jan-2014 15:51:05

er..... saler Jupiter? or saler venus? hahahahahahahaha! yep I vote those too oh wait they ain't even on here.

Post 60 by daigonite (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Sunday, 02-Feb-2014 16:32:01

I'm so sexy. Too bad you can't see my sexy bod. Humph humph!

(actually I'm not very attractive at all, nobody's missing out on much and for all intensive purposes any requests will be shot down lol)

Me, being a woman, has no idea what's actually attractive to most men besides the body. So... I don't really know what to look for. lol

Post 61 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 02-Feb-2014 18:52:44

I came from where hot originated, therefore, I'm the hottest of all hot and sexy women here! lol! :D

Post 62 by DrummerD (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 02-Feb-2014 18:54:39

I second that!! I'm speaking to her now, she's in an industrial freezer.

Post 63 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 02-Feb-2014 19:01:54

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Dwite! Lmfao! The problem with that is that I have no control over the temperature!

Post 64 by DrummerD (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 02-Feb-2014 19:05:22

You're completely right. I have the remote in my hand. Oh what fun I could have with this...

Post 65 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 02-Feb-2014 19:08:05

Just make sure the batterys don't die, if you wish not to get burnt, dwite love. Take care of your fun. :)

Post 66 by DrummerD (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 02-Feb-2014 19:09:46

Oh don't you worry, they're rechargible.

Post 67 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 03-Feb-2014 19:55:56

Men are looking for willing. Smile.

Post 68 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 05-Feb-2014 15:43:14

I thought dolce meant sweet? What about for those of us who are looking for a hot chick that's bad and rebellious. Lol jk.

Post 69 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 06-Feb-2014 2:45:04

Yeah, but look under the surface ryan, lmfao! Hmmm... :)

Post 70 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Saturday, 08-Feb-2014 21:32:49

LOL I think Poetry in Motion sounds hot.

Post 71 by hardyboy09 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 14-Feb-2014 5:27:11

Ahahahaha, some of you actually thought I would use these responses in a constructive manner? You can't even do that; just trying to have some fun is all. Didn't think it would go very far, but hey.

Post 72 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 14-Feb-2014 6:10:01

There's really no point in my pointing out who's hot here, they'd just laugh at me, beat me up and take my lunch money. Now, where are the eccentric geeky nerdy gals at? We can hang out and watch MST3K. LOL!

Post 73 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 14-Feb-2014 15:44:21

Stop lying. You know you were taking notes so you could talk to her?
We know the truth.

Post 74 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 14-Feb-2014 15:50:04

But you didn't ask which girl do you think is the hottest, you asked which girl on the zone is the hottest? You've got plenty of answers. If you've lost your notes, you can always come back. There might be more. :)

Post 75 by hardyboy09 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 17-Feb-2014 5:38:06

Generally, trying to date someone on this site fails, but I think there are some successful relationships made here. Lol.

Post 76 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 17-Feb-2014 5:40:31

I can attest to that... :)

Post 77 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Friday, 07-Mar-2014 20:38:22

Ok, I think I would consider myself somewhat geeky and nerdy and others would also say so, but seriously, wtf is mst3k? Lol, I'm genuinely curious.

Post 78 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 10-Mar-2014 1:27:37

Mystery Science Theater 3000. Show does not exist anymore but still has quite a fanbase. You take really bad movies, most of them decades old, and mock them with lines obvious and obscure. Hard show for me to explain, so Google around and see what you think.